More ideas about a brochure I'm making (about the Cyclopes Island)?
Well - I don't know your country of origin -- Australia perhaps due to your school year? -- so I don't know your local stores or restaurants. Instead of a McDonald's coupon for a Happy Meal -- you could have a McDemeter coupon for a Ambrosia Buffet ... or something like that. Think about your national or local chain stores and use their most popular/obnoxious commercials as inspiration. Often a hotel or a timeshare resort will give you a free dinner for coming to listen to their presentation. So -- if Polyphemus is the Head Waiter -- you could list specials at the restaurant.
A big viral hit over in the US right now is the "Old Spice Guy". (See You Tube for the original commercials and then the latest shorts). You could say - "Sailors -- tired of smelling like rotten fish and day-old octopus? Well try "Satyr" - it's the new cologne by Apollo products. One whiff and the girls will be as randy for you as any old goat you find on our lovely island."
You could have Helios olive oil sun tan lotion, Odysseus oars/rafts, Or canes for the Blind. A store that only sells "Pointy Sticks". Wine, Goat's milk and of course -- the most yummy item of all -- Man Meat!! I am sure you can think up a good commercial for Man Meat!! Think of it -- Minoan SurfTurf, Spartan Spareribs, Mycenaean Meatloaf and of course ..... Ithakan Eyerib ..... Tasty!!